After my link to the Christian rap parody (I hope) video "Creationism is the truth" I received a comment with another Christian rap video, but this time it appears to be the real McCoy. Destiny Lab is a duo making Christian themed rap and their latest oeuvre is called "Evolve or Die"
They have the lyrics on their website:
THERE'S SO MUCH TO SAY AND SO LITTLE TIME
THIS IS A SONG FOR THOSE LEFT BEHIND
AN INSIDERS VIEW TO WHAT'S GOING ON
IF CHRISTIANS ARE RAPTURED AWAY AND ARE GONE
Now, I have said before that if several hundred thousand Christians disappeared one day, the moon and sea turned red, and some messianic politician started to form a one world government I would maybe start leafing through the bible. I mean, I'm an empiricist and those are pretty empirically verifiable observations that are predicted by the more literal Christian set. I've also not lived under a rock my whole life so I've had to endure from said Christians their gleeful explanations of how God will bring his wrath down upon us. A rap song isn't going to give me any more info.
THAT ALIENS SOMEHOW ARE OUT THERE AND BOUND
TO HAVE ALL OF THE ANSWERS AND POWER
TO KNOW THE SOLUTION LIKE INDIGO CHILDREN
SMARTER THAN HUMANS MORE INTUITION
Wait a minute, aliens and indigo children are part of God's end times plan? I was wrong, this is new.