18 May 2011

You can always rely on Conservapaedia for humor

Following the Schwarzenegger/Shriver divorce announcement recently the folks at Conservapaedia posted a big I told you so on their front page. That notice has since disappeared but it said:
Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver of the liberal Kennedy clan announce their separation after 25 years of marriage. Arnold, after the expected divorce, find yourself a conservative wife and you will never look back.
Arnold was then directed to Conservapaedia's award nominated* essay Marry a Conservative that explains through extensive case studies the horrors of liberal hussies and reiterates the facts that conservatives never get divorced nor engage in ungodly homosexual acts.

But why did this link disappear from the front page a mere few days after posting? It may have timed out, which is certainly reasonable. However it may have more to do with the fact that the unfortunate divorce seems to have stemmed partly from the Governator's extramarital affair that resulted in a child.

May I make a prediction? Conservapedia will take a two pronged approach in which they claim that a) Arnold isn't a real conservative and b) Maria's liberal ungodliness forced Arnold into the arms of another woman. Either way it's a liberals fault.

*nomination not based in reality ... just like the rest of Conservapaedia

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